Spring Brings Buds and Bloomers

Sometimes the underpants that started in a shrub, then made it to the ground, then got mixed in with dead leaves, then ended up in the drink, just get away from you again and end up back in the shrub near the waterfall.

March 21, 2020. Maryland.

Wet Your Pants

Sometimes the scanty panty that got away from you at the park gets away from the park and into the creek near the waterfall.

Original sighting: July 26, 2019, then July 31, 2019, then February 20, 2020

March 19, 2020. Maryland.

Glove in the Time of Coronavirus

Sometimes in the parking lot your prophylactic barriers intended to protect you and others from joining the global pandemic just get away from you.

March 15, 2020. Maryland.

Brush Aside [guest contribution!]

Thanks Frangipani and Stargate for facing this oral dilemma.


Sometimes at a Pilot® station your toothbrush just gets away from you.

June 7, 2019. Drums, Pennsylvania

Even if You Pass You’ll Get No Plaque for Your Efforts [guest contribution!]

Thanks Math® for showing us who’s floss.

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Sometimes you mix up “doing your best” with “looking your best”.

January 6, 2019. New Jersey.