Couldn’t Air Less [guest contribution!]

Thanks, Dr. Jeff, for keeping your eye on the ball.


Sometimes at the Jeffers Hill Community Center your Chesapeake Employers Insurance® sponsored KENDIS® soccer ball just gets away from you and totally deflated.

September 14, 2019. Maryland.

Shorts Story

Sometimes at commuter college your shorts just get away from you and onto a post.

August 6, 2019. Maryland.

I’ve Got You Onion My Skin [guest contribution!]

Thanks, Crazy Art Teacher, for keeping your eyes peeled.


Sometimes in that hallway at middle school your onion just gets away from you.

April 14, 2019. New Jersey.

Down a Snack Before Class

Sometimes in the elevator at college you tire of your single-serve size of Cheddar Jalapeño CHEETOS® and leave them for someone else because it would be too much effort to throw them in one of the trash cans outside the doors on every floor.

May 15, 2019. Maryland.

Fasten Down

Sometimes in the parking lot your blue mini-stapler just gets away from you and near some emergency cones and mystery liquid.

November 29, 2019. Maryland.