Do You Bite Your Thumb at Me? [guest contribution!]

Thanks, Dr. Jeff, for letting us know we can go to the park for a hand out.


Sometimes at the park your blue hand-shaped teether just gets away from you.

May 18, 2020. Maryland.

The Flee Little Pigs [guest contribution!]

Thanks, Dr. Jeff*, for going by the book.


Sometimes at the bridge your copy of The Three Little Pigs just gets away from you.

*Also, this post debuts Dr. Jeff’s very own category: I got this from College®

May 15, 2020. Maryland.

Jacket Up [guest contribution!]

Thanks, Dr. Jeff, for not adding another coat before this one dries.


Sometimes on the Longreach Walking Path your coat just gets away from you and covered in filth.

May 11, 2020. Maryland.

The Knit End of the Stick [guest contribution!]

Thanks, Dr. Jeff, for witnessing this stick up.


Sometimes on the Longreach Walking Path your Wonder Nation® polar pink knit cap just gets away from you.

May 10, 2020. Maryland.

Couldn’t Air Less [guest contribution!]

Thanks, Dr. Jeff, for keeping your eye on the ball.


Sometimes at the Jeffers Hill Community Center your Chesapeake Employers Insurance® sponsored KENDIS® soccer ball just gets away from you and totally deflated.

September 14, 2019. Maryland.