Suck Down

Sometimes in the parking lot your pacifier just gets away from you.

April 7, 2021. Maryland.

Mark Down

Sometimes in the parking lot near the liquor store your Creatology® Colorageous™ Pom Pom Marker with the dog-wearing-glasses pattern on it just gets away from you.

June 14, 2019. Maryland.

Do You Bite Your Thumb at Me? [guest contribution!]

Thanks, Dr. Jeff, for letting us know we can go to the park for a hand out.


Sometimes at the park your blue hand-shaped teether just gets away from you.

May 18, 2020. Maryland.

The Flee Little Pigs [guest contribution!]

Thanks, Dr. Jeff*, for going by the book.


Sometimes at the bridge your copy of The Three Little Pigs just gets away from you.

*Also, this post debuts Dr. Jeff’s very own category: I got this from College®

May 15, 2020. Maryland.

Life IS Pain, Highness

Sometimes at the cheap hotel your cheap tiara just gets away from you.

December 24, 2019. Pennsylvania.