Suck Down

Sometimes in the parking lot your pacifier just gets away from you.

April 7, 2021. Maryland.

Clean is Green

Sometimes at the abandoned mental hospital your Oral B® toothbrush just gets away from you.


March 27, 2021. Maryland.

Life IS Pain, Highness

Sometimes at the cheap hotel your cheap tiara just gets away from you.

December 24, 2019. Pennsylvania.

No One Stops for the Yellow Light [guest contribution!]

Thanks, Crazy Art Teacher, for not passing the torch.


Sometimes your yellow flashlight gets away from you and flattened under the wheels of a car.

April 20, 2019. Little Falls , New Jersey.

I’m a Little Teapot

Sometimes at the stop sign your Disney® Belle-themed teapot and ball just get away from you.

June 17, 2019. Maryland.