I Fall Two Pizzas [guest contribution!]

Thanks, Kevin H., for catching this pizza the action.


Sometimes along the running trail your 2 uncooked pizzas and a ball of dough just get away from you.

October 9, 2018. Maryland.

I’ve Got You Onion My Skin [guest contribution!]

Thanks, Crazy Art Teacher, for keeping your eyes peeled.


Sometimes in that hallway at middle school your onion just gets away from you.

April 14, 2019. New Jersey.

Down a Snack Before Class

Sometimes in the elevator at college you tire of your single-serve size of Cheddar Jalapeño CHEETOS® and leave them for someone else because it would be too much effort to throw them in one of the trash cans outside the doors on every floor.

May 15, 2019. Maryland.

Brush Aside [guest contribution!]

Thanks Frangipani and Stargate for facing this oral dilemma.


Sometimes at a Pilot® station your toothbrush just gets away from you.

June 7, 2019. Drums, Pennsylvania

Donut Disturb [guest contribution!]

Thanks Crazy Art Teacher®. I donut know what to say.


Sometimes at the shopping center your donuts, empty mini liquor bottle, and dog poo bag just get away from you and into a small gutter.

May 21, 2019. New Jersey.