Clean is Green

Sometimes at the abandoned mental hospital your Oral B® toothbrush just gets away from you.


March 27, 2021. Maryland.

I Fall Two Pizzas [guest contribution!]

Thanks, Kevin H., for catching this pizza the action.


Sometimes along the running trail your 2 uncooked pizzas and a ball of dough just get away from you.

October 9, 2018. Maryland.

I’ve Got You Onion My Skin [guest contribution!]

Thanks, Crazy Art Teacher, for keeping your eyes peeled.


Sometimes in that hallway at middle school your onion just gets away from you.

April 14, 2019. New Jersey.

Down a Snack Before Class

Sometimes in the elevator at college you tire of your single-serve size of Cheddar Jalapeño CHEETOS® and leave them for someone else because it would be too much effort to throw them in one of the trash cans outside the doors on every floor.

May 15, 2019. Maryland.