May 26, 2020

Do You Bite Your Thumb at Me? [guest contribution!]

Thanks, Dr. Jeff, for letting us know we can go to the park for a hand out.

Sometimes at the park your blue hand-shaped teether just gets away from you.

May 18, 2020. Maryland.

March 19, 2020

Wet Your Pants

Sometimes the scanty panty that got away from you at the park gets away from the park and into the creek near the waterfall.

Original sighting: July 26, 2019, then July 31, 2019, then February 20, 2020

March 19, 2020. Maryland.

March 16, 2020

Sometimes in the parking lot your prophylactic barriers intended to protect you and others from joining the global pandemic just get away from you.

March 15, 2020. Maryland.