Holiday Surprise

Sometimes at Aldi® your horror movie plot device just gets away from you.

September 13, 2018. Maryland.

Ok, so while this is from September, the title is “Holiday Surprise” because I’m posting it near Christmas and it looks like a Christmas gift bag and STOP JUDGING ME ALREADY.

I’m a Sucker for Hamlet

Sometimes at Kronborg* Castle your binky just get away from you.

*that’s Hamlet’s Castle, people.

July 14, 2018. Helsingør, Denmark.

Flat-Footed [guest contribution!]

Thanks, C.A.T., for being my sole sister.

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Sometimes in the parking lot your sneaker just gets away from you

September 30, 2018. Ocean City, New Jersey.

Suck in a Tree [guest contribution!]

Thanks, Young Skywalker I. Keep branching out.

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Sometimes on a hike your pacifier just gets away from you.

September 30, 2018. New Zealand.

Are You Combing to Class Today?

October 8, 2018. Maryland.