Urine for a Big Surprise

Sometimes at the doctor’s office some kind of liquid you are responsible for just gets away from you.

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October 9, 2017. Maryland.

Abandon Soap All Ye Who Enter [guest contribution!]

Thanks to Math® for always setting the bar high.


Sometimes at the bookstore a bar of soap gets away from you and onto a shelf where it doesn’t belong.

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June 29, 2017. New Jersey.

Toilet Ring

Sometimes at a heavy metal concert your light metal ring gets away from you and onto the disgusting floor in the ladies room.

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April 28, 2017. Maryland.

Dear John

Sometimes when warning others of potential toilet danger in the Stewart Center ladies room your grasp of vocabulary just gets away from you and creates an accidental pun.

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West Lafayette, Indiana. Sometime in 2007.

The Crap People Leave on the Side of the Road [guestS contribution!]

Thanks to Mark L. from Kentucky for this gem. It might be my favorite of all time.

Sometimes on the highway in Pennsylvania your portable medical toilet chair just gets away from you.

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Aug. 3, 2011. Somewhere in Western PA.

 

Thanks to Sara K from the UK for the follow-up addition.

Sometimes in a field you just must leave a toilet under a tree.

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Spring 2016. Near Warwick, England.