Clean is Green

Sometimes at the abandoned mental hospital your Oral B® toothbrush just gets away from you.


March 27, 2021. Maryland.

The Knit End of the Stick [guest contribution!]

Thanks, Dr. Jeff, for witnessing this stick up.


Sometimes on the Longreach Walking Path your Wonder Nation® polar pink knit cap just gets away from you.

May 10, 2020. Maryland.

Soothe Move [guest contribution!]

Thanks Young Skywalker I for not pass-ifier-ing this by.


Sometimes on your way to the crosswalk your dummy just gets away from you.

May 29, 2019. New Zealand.

Fancy Pants

Sometimes on the median near Harpers [sic] Forest Apartments your lacy underpanties just get away from you.

January 31, 2018. Maryland.