I’ve Got You Onion My Skin [guest contribution!]

Thanks, Crazy Art Teacher, for keeping your eyes peeled.


Sometimes in that hallway at middle school your onion just gets away from you.

April 14, 2019. New Jersey.

Whip it Good

Sometimes in the classroom your whip just gets away from you.

September 27, 2018. Maryland.

Wipe-collar Job [guest contribution!]

Sometimes in the restroom at a store “your dog’s collar” just gets away from you.

January 27, 2019. New Jersey.

Hit a Fowl Over the Fence

Sometimes at the park the vast majority of you just gets away from you.

January 8, 2019. Maryland.

Holiday Surprise

Sometimes at Aldi® your horror movie plot device just gets away from you.

September 13, 2018. Maryland.

Ok, so while this is from September, the title is “Holiday Surprise” because I’m posting it near Christmas and it looks like a Christmas gift bag and STOP JUDGING ME ALREADY.