Wet Your Pants

Sometimes the scanty panty that got away from you at the park gets away from the park and into the creek near the waterfall.

Original sighting: July 26, 2019, then July 31, 2019, then February 20, 2020

March 19, 2020. Maryland.

Couldn’t Air Less [guest contribution!]

Thanks, Dr. Jeff, for keeping your eye on the ball.


Sometimes at the Jeffers Hill Community Center your Chesapeake Employers Insurance® sponsored KENDIS® soccer ball just gets away from you and totally deflated.

September 14, 2019. Maryland.

Pull Yourself Together

Sometimes on the pathway the tastier parts of your body just gets away from you.

August 31, 2019. Maryland.

I Fall Two Pizzas [guest contribution!]

Thanks, Kevin H., for catching this pizza the action.


Sometimes along the running trail your 2 uncooked pizzas and a ball of dough just get away from you.

October 9, 2018. Maryland.

Sock

Sometimes at the creek that runs through the park your blue polka-dotted sock just gets away from you.

April 14, 2019. Maryland.