Do You Bite Your Thumb at Me? [guest contribution!]

Thanks, Dr. Jeff, for letting us know we can go to the park for a hand out.


Sometimes at the park your blue hand-shaped teether just gets away from you.

May 18, 2020. Maryland.

Lock Down

Sometimes during a pandemic, way off the path at the park, your bike lock just gets away from you.

May 15, 2020. Maryland.

You’re Just Fin and Bones

Sometimes at the park with the pond your skeleton just gets away from you.

May 15, 2020. Maryland.

The Knit End of the Stick [guest contribution!]

Thanks, Dr. Jeff, for witnessing this stick up.


Sometimes on the Longreach Walking Path your Wonder Nation® polar pink knit cap just gets away from you.

May 10, 2020. Maryland.

Wet Your Pants

Sometimes the scanty panty that got away from you at the park gets away from the park and into the creek near the waterfall.

Original sighting: July 26, 2019, then July 31, 2019, then February 20, 2020

March 19, 2020. Maryland.