Lock Down

Sometimes during a pandemic, way off the path at the park, your bike lock just gets away from you.

May 15, 2020. Maryland.

Jacket Up [guest contribution!]

Thanks, Dr. Jeff, for not adding another coat before this one dries.


Sometimes on the Longreach Walking Path your coat just gets away from you and covered in filth.

May 11, 2020. Maryland.

Spring Brings Buds and Bloomers

Sometimes the underpants that started in a shrub, then made it to the ground, then got mixed in with dead leaves, then ended up in the drink, just get away from you again and end up back in the shrub near the waterfall.

March 21, 2020. Maryland.

Glove in the Time of Coronavirus

Sometimes in the parking lot your prophylactic barriers intended to protect you and others from joining the global pandemic just get away from you.

March 15, 2020. Maryland.

Don’t Forget to Wrap Everything for the Holiday Exchange [guest contribution!]

Thanks, Laura Y, for not passing this rubber check and for being a real Magnum™ P.I.


Sometimes at the Natural Market your supply of Trojan™ Magnum™ BareSkin™ prophylactics just get away from you.

December 28, 2019. Maryland.