Spring Brings Buds and Bloomers

Sometimes the underpants that started in a shrub, then made it to the ground, then got mixed in with dead leaves, then ended up in the drink, just get away from you again and end up back in the shrub near the waterfall.

March 21, 2020. Maryland.

Glove in the Time of Coronavirus

Sometimes in the parking lot your prophylactic barriers intended to protect you and others from joining the global pandemic just get away from you.

March 15, 2020. Maryland.

Don’t Forget to Wrap Everything for the Holiday Exchange [guest contribution!]

Thanks, Laura Y, for not passing this rubber check and for being a real Magnum™ P.I.


Sometimes at the Natural Market your supply of Trojan™ Magnum™ BareSkin™ prophylactics just get away from you.

December 28, 2019. Maryland.

Book Sock [guest contribution!]

Thanks Math® for reminding us that if it isn’t in the sockroom it must be on the floor.

(that’s a little retail humor for you white collar snobs)


December 6, 2019. New Jersey.

Fell Flat [guest contribution!]

Thanks, Dr. Jeff, for seeing the ballet.


Sometimes at the Jeffers Hill Community Center your Universal Thread™ Women’s Everly Faux Leather Round Toe Ballet Flat just gets away from you.

September 14, 2019. Maryland.