Don't Forget to Wrap Everything for the Holiday Exchange [guest contribution!]

Thanks, Laura Y, for not passing this rubber check and for being a real Magnum™ P.I.


Sometimes at the Natural Market your supply of Trojan™ Magnum™ BareSkin™ prophylactics just get away from you.

December 28, 2019. Maryland.

Croc® o’ the Walk [guest contribution!]

Thanks Math® (two in a row!) for always chasing rainbows. Don’t forget to Croc® out for lunch.

October 17, 2019. New Jersey.

Book Sock [guest contribution!]

Thanks Math® for reminding us that if it isn’t in the sockroom it must be on the floor.

(that’s a little retail humor for you white collar snobs)


December 6, 2019. New Jersey.

Rubber Sole

Sometimes in the shopping center parking lot your pair of Tredsafe Pepper Unisex Slip-resistant Clogs® just get away from you.

September 10, 2019. Maryland.

I Guess These Shoes Didn’t Work Out [guest contribution!]

Thanks, Brian M. for finding these poor unfortunate soles.


Sometimes at the gym your gym shoes just get away from you.

September 6, 2019. Clarksville, Maryland.