April 8, 2021

Suck Down

Sometimes in the parking lot your pacifier just gets away from you.

April 7, 2021. Maryland.

Don’t Forget to Wrap Everything for the Holiday Exchange [guest contribution!]

Thanks, Laura Y, for not passing this rubber check and for being a real Magnum™ P.I.

Sometimes at the Natural Market your supply of Trojan™ Magnum™ BareSkin™ prophylactics just get away from you.

December 28, 2019. Maryland.

Thanks Math® (two in a row!) for always chasing rainbows. Don’t forget to Croc® out for lunch.

October 17, 2019. New Jersey.

Thanks Math® for reminding us that if it isn’t in the sockroom it must be on the floor.

(that’s a little retail humor for you white collar snobs)

December 6, 2019. New Jersey.

Sometimes in the shopping center parking lot your pair of Tredsafe Pepper Unisex Slip-resistant Clogs® just get away from you.

September 10, 2019. Maryland.