Down a Snack Before Class

Sometimes in the elevator at college you tire of your single-serve size of Cheddar Jalapeño CHEETOS® and leave them for someone else because it would be too much effort to throw them in one of the trash cans outside the doors on every floor.

May 15, 2019. Maryland.

Is Your Refrigerator Running? [guest contribution!]

Thanks Crazy Art Teacher® for being a refrigerator magnet.

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Sometimes on the street your ice box just gets away from you.

February 8, 2019. Mont Clair, New Jersey.

Wipe-collar Job [guest contribution!]

Sometimes in the restroom at a store “your dog’s collar” just gets away from you.

January 27, 2019. New Jersey.

Even if You Pass You’ll Get No Plaque for Your Efforts [guest contribution!]

Thanks Math® for showing us who’s floss.

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Sometimes you mix up “doing your best” with “looking your best”.

January 6, 2019. New Jersey.

Holiday Surprise

Sometimes at Aldi® your horror movie plot device just gets away from you.

September 13, 2018. Maryland.

Ok, so while this is from September, the title is “Holiday Surprise” because I’m posting it near Christmas and it looks like a Christmas gift bag and STOP JUDGING ME ALREADY.