involves a toilet

January 28, 2019

Wipe-collar Job [guest contribution!]

Sometimes in the restroom at a store “your dog’s collar” just gets away from you.

January 27, 2019. New Jersey.

July 22, 2017

Pair Off

Sometimes at a Hans Zimmer concert your underpants just get away from you…as apparently does your understanding of “too much toilet paper”.

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July 21, 2017. Maryland.

April 30, 2017

Toilet Ring

Sometimes at a heavy metal concert your light metal ring gets away from you and onto the disgusting floor in the ladies room.

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April 28, 2017. Maryland.

April 3, 2017

Dear John

Sometimes when warning others of potential toilet danger in the Stewart Center ladies room your grasp of vocabulary just gets away from you and creates an accidental pun.

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West Lafayette, Indiana. Sometime in 2007.

October 24, 2016

The Crap People Leave on the Side of the Road [guestS contribution!]

Thanks to Mark L. from Kentucky for this gem. It might be my favorite of all time.

Sometimes on the highway in Pennsylvania your portable medical toilet chair just gets away from you.

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Aug. 3, 2011. Somewhere in Western PA.

 

Thanks to Sara K from the UK for the follow-up addition.

Sometimes in a field you just must leave a toilet under a tree.

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Spring 2016. Near Warwick, England.