Fancy Pants

Sometimes on the median near Harpers [sic] Forest Apartments your lacy underpanties just get away from you.

January 31, 2018. Maryland.

Caseus Diem

Sometimes near the abandoned state hospital your still-wrapped string cheese just gets away from you.

March 16, 2019. Maryland.

Glove

Sometimes near a local museum that never seems to be open your glove just gets away from you.

March 16, 2019. Maryland.

Flat-Footed [guest contribution!]

Thanks, C.A.T., for being my sole sister.

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Sometimes in the parking lot your sneaker just gets away from you

September 30, 2018. Ocean City, New Jersey.