May 26, 2020

Do You Bite Your Thumb at Me? [guest contribution!]

Thanks, Dr. Jeff, for letting us know we can go to the park for a hand out.

Sometimes at the park your blue hand-shaped teether just gets away from you.

May 18, 2020. Maryland.

May 15, 2020

You’re Just Fin and Bones

Sometimes at the park with the pond your skeleton just gets away from you.

May 15, 2020. Maryland.

May 11, 2020

Thanks, Dr. Jeff, for not adding another coat before this one dries.

Sometimes on the Longreach Walking Path your coat just gets away from you and covered in filth.

March 22, 2020

Sometimes the underpants that started in a shrub, then made it to the ground, then got mixed in with dead leaves, then ended up in the drink, just get away from you again and end up back in the shrub near the waterfall.

March 21, 2020. Maryland.

March 19, 2020

Sometimes the scanty panty that got away from you at the park gets away from the park and into the creek near the waterfall.

Original sighting: July 26, 2019, then July 31, 2019, then February 20, 2020

March 19, 2020. Maryland.