May 11, 2020

Jacket Up [guest contribution!]

Thanks, Dr. Jeff, for not adding another coat before this one dries.

Sometimes on the Longreach Walking Path your coat just gets away from you and covered in filth.

May 10, 2020

The Knit End of the Stick [guest contribution!]

Thanks, Dr. Jeff, for witnessing this stick up.

Sometimes on the Longreach Walking Path your Wonder Nation® polar pink knit cap just gets away from you.

May 10, 2020. Maryland.

March 22, 2020

Sometimes the underpants that started in a shrub, then made it to the ground, then got mixed in with dead leaves, then ended up in the drink, just get away from you again and end up back in the shrub near the waterfall.

March 21, 2020. Maryland.

March 19, 2020

Sometimes the scanty panty that got away from you at the park gets away from the park and into the creek near the waterfall.

Original sighting: July 26, 2019, then July 31, 2019, then February 20, 2020

March 19, 2020. Maryland.

Thanks Math® for reminding us that if it isn’t in the sockroom it must be on the floor.

(that’s a little retail humor for you white collar snobs)

December 6, 2019. New Jersey.