Fell Flat [guest contribution!]

Thanks, Dr. Jeff, for seeing the ballet.


Sometimes at the Jeffers Hill Community Center your Universal Thread™ Women’s Everly Faux Leather Round Toe Ballet Flat just gets away from you.

September 14, 2019. Maryland.

Rubber Sole

Sometimes in the shopping center parking lot your pair of Tredsafe Pepper Unisex Slip-resistant Clogs® just get away from you.

September 10, 2019. Maryland.

I Guess These Shoes Didn’t Work Out [guest contribution!]

Thanks, Brian M. for finding these poor unfortunate soles.


Sometimes at the gym your gym shoes just get away from you.

September 6, 2019. Clarksville, Maryland.

I’m a Little Teapot

Sometimes at the stop sign your Disney® Belle-themed teapot and ball just get away from you.

June 17, 2019. Maryland.

Blow a Raspberry [guest contribution!]

Thanks Crazy Art Teacher® for berry good find.


Sometimes at the grocery store your fruit-inspired binky just gets away from you.

March 30, 2019. Bloomfield, New Jersey.