Instead of Roses How About Two Lips for Valentine’s Day [guest contribution!]

Thanks to the Fabulous Julia® for giving us a little lip service.

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Sometimes near the grocery story in the city your wax lips just get away from you.

February 14, 2019. New York City.

Wipe-collar Job [guest contribution!]

Sometimes in the restroom at a store “your dog’s collar” just gets away from you.

January 27, 2019. New Jersey.

Sock [guest contribution!]

Thanks Young Skywalker I for hanging in there.

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Sometimes near a holly bush your sock just gets away from you.

January 10, 2019. New Zealand.

Even if You Pass You’ll Get No Plaque for Your Efforts [guest contribution!]

Thanks Math® for showing us who’s floss.

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Sometimes you mix up “doing your best” with “looking your best”.

January 6, 2019. New Jersey.

Dead Ball [guest contribution!]

Thanks, Kevin H, for making this catch.


I can’t think of anything better than what I got as a message with this submission:

“When out walking, I dramatically avoided the large piece of dog poop only to realize it’s a small football on the side of the road.”

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June 20, 2018. Maryland.