Couldn’t Air Less [guest contribution!]

Thanks, Dr. Jeff, for keeping your eye on the ball.


Sometimes at the Jeffers Hill Community Center your Chesapeake Employers Insurance® sponsored KENDIS® soccer ball just gets away from you and totally deflated.

September 14, 2019. Maryland.

Fell Flat [guest contribution!]

Thanks, Dr. Jeff, for seeing the ballet.


Sometimes at the Jeffers Hill Community Center your Universal Thread™ Women’s Everly Faux Leather Round Toe Ballet Flat just gets away from you.

September 14, 2019. Maryland.

I Guess These Shoes Didn’t Work Out [guest contribution!]

Thanks, Brian M. for finding these poor unfortunate soles.


Sometimes at the gym your gym shoes just get away from you.

September 6, 2019. Clarksville, Maryland.

That’s a Dillbreaker [guest contribution!]

Thanks Moonlight Mama (and Kevin H!) for knowing how to find the dills you can’t pass up.


Sometimes in the road your jar of Vlasic® pickles just gets away from you and also gets run over.

August 26, 2019. Somewhere.

Pair Down [guest contribution!]

Thanks, Young Skywalker I, for representing Shoe Zealand.


Sometimes along the fence your shoes just get away from you.

July 2, 2019. New Zealand.