Lash Out [guest contribution!]

Thanks Rit for keeping your eyes peeled.


Sometimes in the parking lot after a football game your false eyelashes just get away from you.

October 9, 2021. Maryland.

Where’s the Fire? [guest contribution!]

Thanks, Laura Y, for


Sometimes at the park Eli’s flat, paper fire extinguisher just gets away from him and gets further flattened. Oh, poor Eli.

October 8, 2021. Maryland.

Hat’s Entertainment [guest contribution!]

Thanks, College®, for being ready at the drop of a hat.


Sometimes on the road near a crosswalk your bad guy cowboy hat just gets away from you.

August 17, 2021. Maryland.

Do You Bite Your Thumb at Me? [guest contribution!]

Thanks, Dr. Jeff, for letting us know we can go to the park for a hand out.


Sometimes at the park your blue hand-shaped teether just gets away from you.

May 18, 2020. Maryland.

The Flee Little Pigs [guest contribution!]

Thanks, Dr. Jeff*, for going by the book.


Sometimes at the bridge your copy of The Three Little Pigs just gets away from you.

*Also, this post debuts Dr. Jeff’s very own category: I got this from College®

May 15, 2020. Maryland.