Don't Forget to Wrap Everything for the Holiday Exchange [guest contribution!]

Thanks, Laura Y, for not passing this rubber check and for being a real Magnum™ P.I.


Sometimes at the Natural Market your supply of Trojan™ Magnum™ BareSkin™ prophylactics just get away from you.

December 28, 2019. Maryland.

Croc® o’ the Walk [guest contribution!]

Thanks Math® (two in a row!) for always chasing rainbows. Don’t forget to Croc® out for lunch.

October 17, 2019. New Jersey.

Book Sock [guest contribution!]

Thanks Math® for reminding us that if it isn’t in the sockroom it must be on the floor.

(that’s a little retail humor for you white collar snobs)


December 6, 2019. New Jersey.

No One Stops for the Yellow Light [guest contribution!]

Thanks, Crazy Art Teacher, for not passing the torch.


Sometimes your yellow flashlight gets away from you and flattened under the wheels of a car.

April 20, 2019. Little Falls , New Jersey.

Couldn’t Air Less [guest contribution!]

Thanks, Dr. Jeff, for keeping your eye on the ball.


Sometimes at the Jeffers Hill Community Center your Chesapeake Employers Insurance® sponsored KENDIS® soccer ball just gets away from you and totally deflated.

September 14, 2019. Maryland.