Lash Out [guest contribution!]

Thanks Rit for keeping your eyes peeled.


Sometimes in the parking lot after a football game your false eyelashes just get away from you.

October 9, 2021. Maryland.

You’ve Got to Hide Your Glove Away

Sometimes your camouflage glove just gets away from you. Or so I’ve heard. I didn’t see it myself.

February 27, 2021. Maryland.

Mark Down

Sometimes in the parking lot near the liquor store your Creatology® Colorageous™ Pom Pom Marker with the dog-wearing-glasses pattern on it just gets away from you.

June 14, 2019. Maryland.

Low Key

Sometimes in the parking lot your house keys just get away from you.

May 6, 2020. Maryland.

Now is Not The Time to Hoard Alcohol

Sometimes on Easter Sunday during a pandemic your coping mechanisms just get away from you.

April 12, 2020. Maryland.