Book Sock [guest contribution!]

Thanks Math® for reminding us that if it isn’t in the sockroom it must be on the floor.

(that’s a little retail humor for you white collar snobs)


December 6, 2019. New Jersey.

Fell Flat [guest contribution!]

Thanks, Dr. Jeff, for seeing the ballet.


Sometimes at the Jeffers Hill Community Center your Universal Thread™ Women’s Everly Faux Leather Round Toe Ballet Flat just gets away from you.

September 14, 2019. Maryland.

Rubber Sole

Sometimes in the shopping center parking lot your pair of Tredsafe Pepper Unisex Slip-resistant Clogs® just get away from you.

September 10, 2019. Maryland.

I Guess These Shoes Didn’t Work Out [guest contribution!]

Thanks, Brian M. for finding these poor unfortunate soles.


Sometimes at the gym your gym shoes just get away from you.

September 6, 2019. Clarksville, Maryland.

Flop Down Right Here

Sometimes on the bridge connecting the parking lot with the concert venue your flip-flop just gets away from you.

August 25, 2019. Maryland.