Where’s the Fire? [guest contribution!]

Thanks, Laura Y, for


Sometimes at the park Eli’s flat, paper fire extinguisher just gets away from him and gets further flattened. Oh, poor Eli.

October 8, 2021. Maryland.

No One Stops for the Yellow Light [guest contribution!]

Thanks, Crazy Art Teacher, for not passing the torch.


Sometimes your yellow flashlight gets away from you and flattened under the wheels of a car.

April 20, 2019. Little Falls , New Jersey.

Couldn’t Air Less [guest contribution!]

Thanks, Dr. Jeff, for keeping your eye on the ball.


Sometimes at the Jeffers Hill Community Center your Chesapeake Employers Insurance® sponsored KENDIS® soccer ball just gets away from you and totally deflated.

September 14, 2019. Maryland.

Fell Flat [guest contribution!]

Thanks, Dr. Jeff, for seeing the ballet.


Sometimes at the Jeffers Hill Community Center your Universal Thread™ Women’s Everly Faux Leather Round Toe Ballet Flat just gets away from you.

September 14, 2019. Maryland.

Let’s Get this Shoe on the Road [guest contribution!]

Thanks Dr. Jeff for not loafering around.


Sometimes at the mall your boat shoe just gets away from you.

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April 14, 2018. Maryland.