Flat-Footed [guest contribution!]

Thanks, C.A.T., for being my sole sister.


Sometimes in the parking lot your sneaker just gets away from you

September 30, 2018. Ocean City, New Jersey.

Pink Slip

Sometimes on a rainy Tuesday your pedicure slipper just gets away from you in a soppy parking lot and ends up floating in a puddle next to the storm drain.



April 25, 2017. Maryland.

Fish Flop

Sometimes at the park your shark-themed shoe just gets away from you.


August 26, 2016. Maryland.