Where’s the Fire? [guest contribution!]

Thanks, Laura Y, for


Sometimes at the park Eli’s flat, paper fire extinguisher just gets away from him and gets further flattened. Oh, poor Eli.

October 8, 2021. Maryland.

You’ve Got to Hide Your Glove Away

Sometimes your camouflage glove just gets away from you. Or so I’ve heard. I didn’t see it myself.

February 27, 2021. Maryland.

Couldn’t Air Less [guest contribution!]

Thanks, Dr. Jeff, for keeping your eye on the ball.


Sometimes at the Jeffers Hill Community Center your Chesapeake Employers Insurance® sponsored KENDIS® soccer ball just gets away from you and totally deflated.

September 14, 2019. Maryland.

Fell Flat [guest contribution!]

Thanks, Dr. Jeff, for seeing the ballet.


Sometimes at the Jeffers Hill Community Center your Universal Thread™ Women’s Everly Faux Leather Round Toe Ballet Flat just gets away from you.

September 14, 2019. Maryland.

Flat-Footed [guest contribution!]

Thanks, C.A.T., for being my sole sister.

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Sometimes in the parking lot your sneaker just gets away from you

September 30, 2018. Ocean City, New Jersey.