your mother doesn’t work here

September 6, 2019

I Guess These Shoes Didn’t Work Out [guest contribution!]

Thanks, Brian M. for finding these poor unfortunate soles.

Sometimes at the gym your gym shoes just get away from you.

September 6, 2019. Clarksville, Maryland.

June 8, 2019

Down a Snack Before Class

Sometimes in the elevator at college you tire of your single-serve size of Cheddar Jalapeño CHEETOS® and leave them for someone else because it would be too much effort to throw them in one of the trash cans outside the doors on every floor.

May 15, 2019. Maryland.

March 24, 2019

Is Your Refrigerator Running? [guest contribution!]

Thanks Crazy Art Teacher® for being a refrigerator magnet.

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Sometimes on the street your ice box just gets away from you.

February 8, 2019. Mont Clair, New Jersey.

January 28, 2019

Wipe-collar Job [guest contribution!]

Sometimes in the restroom at a store “your dog’s collar” just gets away from you.

January 27, 2019. New Jersey.

January 27, 2019

Even if You Pass You’ll Get No Plaque for Your Efforts [guest contribution!]

Thanks Math® for showing us who’s floss.

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Sometimes you mix up “doing your best” with “looking your best”.

January 6, 2019. New Jersey.