Sometimes in the restroom at a store “your dog’s collar” just gets away from you.
January 27, 2019. New Jersey.
Wipe-collar Job [guest contribution!]
Toilet humor
Pair Off
Sometimes at a Hans Zimmer concert your underpants just get away from you…as apparently does your understanding of “too much toilet paper”.
July 21, 2017. Maryland.
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Toilet Ring
Sometimes at a heavy metal concert your light metal ring gets away from you and onto the disgusting floor in the ladies room.
April 28, 2017. Maryland.
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Void this Transaction
Sometimes when you rely on cliché marketing language when trying to sell pillows shaped like a bowel movement your awareness of double entendre just gets away from you.
March 13, 2017. Maryland.
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Dear John
Sometimes when warning others of potential toilet danger in the Stewart Center ladies room your grasp of vocabulary just gets away from you and creates an accidental pun.
West Lafayette, Indiana. Sometime in 2007.
Sometimes Things Get Away from You 
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