I’ve Got You Onion My Skin [guest contribution!]

Thanks, Crazy Art Teacher, for keeping your eyes peeled.


Sometimes in that hallway at middle school your onion just gets away from you.

April 14, 2019. New Jersey.

Down a Snack Before Class

Sometimes in the elevator at college you tire of your single-serve size of Cheddar Jalapeño CHEETOS® and leave them for someone else because it would be too much effort to throw them in one of the trash cans outside the doors on every floor.

May 15, 2019. Maryland.

Donut Disturb [guest contribution!]

Thanks Crazy Art Teacher®. I donut know what to say.


Sometimes at the shopping center your donuts, empty mini liquor bottle, and dog poo bag just get away from you and into a small gutter.

May 21, 2019. New Jersey.

Caseus Diem

Sometimes near the abandoned state hospital your still-wrapped string cheese just gets away from you.

March 16, 2019. Maryland.

Pop Down [guest contribution!]

Thank you Crazy Art Teacher® for popping by.


Sometimes your recently purchased bag of Clancy’s® Roasted Sweet Corn Popcorn just gets away from you probably under the wheels of your own car.

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June 5, 2018. New Jersey.