Flop Down Right Here

Sometimes on the bridge connecting the parking lot with the concert venue your flip-flop just gets away from you.

August 25, 2019. Maryland.

That’s a Dillbreaker [guest contribution!]

Thanks Moonlight Mama (and Kevin H!) for knowing how to find the dills you can’t pass up.

Sometimes in the road your jar of Vlasic® pickles just gets away from you and also gets run over.

August 26, 2019. Somewhere.

Sometimes at commuter college your shorts just get away from you and onto a post.

August 6, 2019. Maryland.

Sometimes at the park near a waterfall your underpants just get away from you and into a tree then later fall down into the weeds.

July 26, 2019. Maryland.

UPDATE:

July 31, 2019.

UPDATE:

February 29, 2020.

July 24, 2019

Sometimes on the road near the post office your husband pillow just gets away from you.

July 23, 2019. Maryland.