Maryland

March 19, 2020

Wet Your Pants

Sometimes the scanty panty that got away from you at the park gets away from the park and into the creek near the waterfall.

Original sighting: July 26, 2019, then July 31, 2019, then February 20, 2020

March 19, 2020. Maryland.

March 16, 2020

Glove in the Time of Coronavirus

Sometimes in the parking lot your prophylactic barriers intended to protect you and others from joining the global pandemic just get away from you.

March 15, 2020. Maryland.

March 15, 2020

Nothing Left to Lose

Sometimes during The Covid-19 Apocalypse your self-control just gets away from you.

March 2020. Maryland.

December 28, 2019

Don’t Forget to Wrap Everything for the Holiday Exchange [guest contribution!]

Thanks, Laura Y, for not passing this rubber check and for being a real Magnum™ P.I.

Sometimes at the Natural Market your supply of Trojan™ Magnum™ BareSkin™ prophylactics just get away from you.

December 28, 2019. Maryland.

September 14, 2019

Couldn’t Air Less [guest contribution!]

Thanks, Dr. Jeff, for keeping your eye on the ball.

Sometimes at the Jeffers Hill Community Center your Chesapeake Employers Insurance® sponsored KENDIS® soccer ball just gets away from you and totally deflated.

September 14, 2019. Maryland.