Wet Your Pants

Sometimes the scanty panty that got away from you at the park gets away from the park and into the creek near the waterfall.

Original sighting: July 26, 2019, then July 31, 2019, then February 20, 2020

March 19, 2020. Maryland.

Life IS Pain, Highness

Sometimes at the cheap hotel your cheap tiara just gets away from you.

December 24, 2019. Pennsylvania.

No One Stops for the Yellow Light [guest contribution!]

Thanks, Crazy Art Teacher, for not passing the torch.


Sometimes your yellow flashlight gets away from you and flattened under the wheels of a car.

April 20, 2019. Little Falls , New Jersey.

Couldn’t Air Less [guest contribution!]

Thanks, Dr. Jeff, for keeping your eye on the ball.


Sometimes at the Jeffers Hill Community Center your Chesapeake Employers Insurance® sponsored KENDIS® soccer ball just gets away from you and totally deflated.

September 14, 2019. Maryland.

Pull Yourself Together

Sometimes on the pathway the tastier parts of your body just gets away from you.

August 31, 2019. Maryland.