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March 22, 2020

Spring Brings Buds and Bloomers

Sometimes the underpants that started in a shrub, then made it to the ground, then got mixed in with dead leaves, then ended up in the drink, just get away from you again and end up back in the shrub near the waterfall.

March 21, 2020. Maryland.

March 19, 2020

Wet Your Pants

Sometimes the scanty panty that got away from you at the park gets away from the park and into the creek near the waterfall.

Original sighting: July 26, 2019, then July 31, 2019, then February 20, 2020

March 19, 2020. Maryland.

July 24, 2019

And They Said I’d Never Find a Husband

Sometimes on the road near the post office your husband pillow just gets away from you.

July 23, 2019. Maryland.

June 19, 2019

I’m a Little Teapot

Sometimes at the stop sign your Disney® Belle-themed teapot and ball just get away from you.

June 17, 2019. Maryland.

April 14, 2019

Sock

Sometimes at the creek that runs through the park your blue polka-dotted sock just gets away from you.

April 14, 2019. Maryland.