Book Sock [guest contribution!]

Thanks Math® for reminding us that if it isn’t in the sockroom it must be on the floor.

(that’s a little retail humor for you white collar snobs)


December 6, 2019. New Jersey.

Rubber Sole

Sometimes in the shopping center parking lot your pair of Tredsafe Pepper Unisex Slip-resistant Clogs® just get away from you.

September 10, 2019. Maryland.

Blow a Raspberry [guest contribution!]

Thanks Crazy Art Teacher® for berry good find.


Sometimes at the grocery store your fruit-inspired binky just gets away from you.

March 30, 2019. Bloomfield, New Jersey.

Donut Disturb [guest contribution!]

Thanks Crazy Art Teacher®. I donut know what to say.


Sometimes at the shopping center your donuts, empty mini liquor bottle, and dog poo bag just get away from you and into a small gutter.

May 21, 2019. New Jersey.

Now that We’ve Found Gloves What are We Gonna Do? [guest contribution!]

Thanks Cindy C for handing this in.

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Sometimes at the shopping center both of your gloves get away from you, get wet and run over, then freeze into finger guns.

February 10, 2019. West Chester, Pennsylvania.