Suck Down

Sometimes in the parking lot your pacifier just gets away from you.

April 7, 2021. Maryland.

A Little Pic Me Up

Sometimes in the Aldi parking lot your hair pic just gets away from you.

March 30, 2021. Maryland.

You’ve Got to Hide Your Glove Away

Sometimes your camouflage glove just gets away from you. Or so I’ve heard. I didn’t see it myself.

February 27, 2021. Maryland.

Clean is Green

Sometimes at the abandoned mental hospital your Oral B® toothbrush just gets away from you.


March 27, 2021. Maryland.

Mark Down

Sometimes in the parking lot near the liquor store your Creatology® Colorageous™ Pom Pom Marker with the dog-wearing-glasses pattern on it just gets away from you.

June 14, 2019. Maryland.