Couldn’t Air Less [guest contribution!]

Thanks, Dr. Jeff, for keeping your eye on the ball.


Sometimes at the Jeffers Hill Community Center your Chesapeake Employers Insurance® sponsored KENDIS® soccer ball just gets away from you and totally deflated.

September 14, 2019. Maryland.

Fell Flat [guest contribution!]

Thanks, Dr. Jeff, for seeing the ballet.


Sometimes at the Jeffers Hill Community Center your Universal Thread™ Women’s Everly Faux Leather Round Toe Ballet Flat just gets away from you.

September 14, 2019. Maryland.

We Saw A Great Shoe in Chicago [guest contribution!]

Thanks, Dr. Jeff and The Lovely Kathryn®, for knowing the best shoe in town.


Sometimes in the theater district in Chicago your Ugg® baby sandal just gets away from you.

July 27, 2018. Illinois.

Let’s Get this Shoe on the Road [guest contribution!]

Thanks Dr. Jeff for not loafering around.


Sometimes at the mall your boat shoe just gets away from you.

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April 14, 2018. Maryland.

Smoke Your Socks [guest contribution!]

Thanks Dr. Jeff for imagining that the correlation between these items and their location was a stoner party.


Sometimes at a Dunkin’ Donuts® your lighter and one sock get away from you.

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June 2, 2018. Maryland