Abandon Soap All Ye Who Enter [guest contribution!]

Thanks to Math® for always setting the bar high.


Sometimes at the bookstore a bar of soap gets away from you and onto a shelf where it doesn’t belong.

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June 29, 2017. New Jersey.

All Washed Up

Sometimes in the communal laundry room DAN loses his magnetic Merritt Clubs® name badge…and possibly a pair of lacy panties.

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May 28, 2017. Maryland.

Fruit of the ‘Room [guest contribution!]

Thanks Math® and Crazy Art Teacher for this serving.


Sometimes while choosing a new bathroom rug at Marburn Curtains® your banana just gets away from you.

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April 12, 2017. New Jersey.

Toilet Ring

Sometimes at a heavy metal concert your light metal ring gets away from you and onto the disgusting floor in the ladies room.

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April 28, 2017. Maryland.

Brushing Up On The Best Sellers List [“guest blogger” contribution!]

Thanks to Math® for knowing the mission (!) and for capturing this delightful gem.


Sometimes while checking out the journals and diaries at Barnes and Noble® your toothbrush just gets away from you.

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March 26, 2017. Hackensack, NJ.