Knit this in the Bud [guest contribution!]

Thanks, Young Skywalker I, for being a knit-picker


Sometimes along the walkway your wooly cap just gets away from you and into a blooming shrub.

May 28, 2019. New Zealand.

Blow a Raspberry [guest contribution!]

Thanks Crazy Art Teacher® for berry good find.


Sometimes at the grocery store your fruit-inspired binky just gets away from you.

March 30, 2019. Bloomfield, New Jersey.

Brush Aside [guest contribution!]

Thanks Frangipani and Science for facing this oral dilemma.


Sometimes at a Pilot® station your toothbrush just gets away from you.

June 7, 2019. Drums, Pennsylvania

Soothe Move [guest contribution!]

Thanks Young Skywalker I for not pass-ifier-ing this by.


Sometimes on your way to the crosswalk your dummy just gets away from you.

May 29, 2019. New Zealand.

Donut Disturb [guest contribution!]

Thanks Crazy Art Teacher®. I donut know what to say.


Sometimes at the shopping center your donuts, empty mini liquor bottle, and dog poo bag just get away from you and into a small gutter.

May 21, 2019. New Jersey.