Sometimes when you move apartments the person you were and the person you are just get away from each other.
May 14, 2017. Maryland.
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Top Seed
Sometimes in the college parking lot your salad toppings just get away from you.
April 7, 2017. Maryland.
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Void this Transaction
Sometimes when you rely on cliché marketing language when trying to sell pillows shaped like a bowel movement your awareness of double entendre just gets away from you.
March 13, 2017. Maryland.
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I Hate to Eat and Run
Sometimes in the sad, empty Sears® at the sad, empty mall, your sad, empty orange Fanta® cans and Chile Limón flavored Doritos® Dinamita® wrapper just get away from you.
March 15, 2017. Portland, Oregon.
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Rommeo and Julliet
Sometimes when the barista is already stoned at 7 in the morning and has to ask you three times what you ordered and if she rang it up already (regular coffee; yes)–then charges you twice for the same beverage and has to get help from a coworker, then asks again what you ordered–you are not surprised when her spelling gets away from her even after you spell your name out loud.
March 17, 2017. Portland, Oregon.
Sometimes Things Get Away from You 
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