Below Deck

Sometimes at a heavy metal concert you need to behave oddly before crawling under the deck of the bar for no reason the other concert-goers who see you can figure out.



April 28, 2017. Maryland.

Rommeo and Julliet

Sometimes when the barista is already stoned at 7 in the morning and has to ask you three times what you ordered and if she rang it up already (regular coffee; yes)–then charges you twice for the same beverage and has to get help from a coworker, then asks again what you ordered–you are not surprised when her spelling gets away from her even after you spell your name out loud.


March 17, 2017. Portland, Oregon.

School Sucks

Sometimes at college your binky just gets away from you.


Apr. 21, 2016. Maryland.