Fell Flat [guest contribution!]

Thanks, Dr. Jeff, for seeing the ballet.

Sometimes at the Jeffers Hill Community Center your Universal Thread™ Women’s Everly Faux Leather Round Toe Ballet Flat just gets away from you.

September 14, 2019. Maryland.

Shorts Story

Sometimes at commuter college your shorts just get away from you and onto a post.

August 6, 2019. Maryland.

Sometimes at the park near a waterfall your underpants just get away from you and into a tree then later fall down into the weeds.

July 26, 2019. Maryland.

UPDATE:

July 31, 2019.

UPDATE:

February 29, 2020.

July 7, 2019

Thanks, Young Skywalker I, for representing Shoe Zealand.

Sometimes along the fence your shoes just get away from you.

July 2, 2019. New Zealand.

June 13, 2019

Thanks, Dr. Jeff and The Lovely Kathryn®, for knowing the best shoe in town.

Sometimes in the theater district in Chicago your Ugg® baby sandal just gets away from you.

July 27, 2018. Illinois.