Fruit of the ‘Room [guest contribution!]

Thanks Math® and Crazy Art Teacher for this serving.


Sometimes while choosing a new bathroom rug at Marburn Curtains® your banana just gets away from you.

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April 12, 2017. New Jersey.

We Use Cookies on this Sketchy Site [guest contribution!]

Thanks, Math®! Never change.


Sometimes you get so caught up in shopping for retro games your half-eaten cookie just gets away from you.

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April 9, 2017. Somewhere in beautiful New Jersey.

Void this Transaction

Sometimes when you rely on cliché marketing language when trying to sell pillows shaped like a bowel movement your awareness of double entendre just gets away from you.

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March 13, 2017. Maryland.

Went Down in Flames

Sometimes in the the sad, nearly-empty Sears® in the sad, nearly-empty mall, your serving size of Flamin’ Hot CHEETOS® gets away from you at the bottom of the down escalator and probably makes you sad.

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March 15, 2017. Portland, Oregon.

That’s Putting the Cart Nowhere Near the Horse

Sometimes at the grocery store you fine an Applejack in the wrong aisle.

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