March 22, 2020

Spring Brings Buds and Bloomers

Sometimes the underpants that started in a shrub, then made it to the ground, then got mixed in with dead leaves, then ended up in the drink, just get away from you again and end up back in the shrub near the waterfall.

March 21, 2020. Maryland.

March 19, 2020

Wet Your Pants

Sometimes the scanty panty that got away from you at the park gets away from the park and into the creek near the waterfall.

Original sighting: July 26, 2019, then July 31, 2019, then February 20, 2020

March 19, 2020. Maryland.

Sometimes at the park near a waterfall your underpants just get away from you and into a tree then later fall down into the weeds.

July 26, 2019. Maryland.

UPDATE:

July 31, 2019.

UPDATE:

February 29, 2020.

July 22, 2017

Sometimes at a Hans Zimmer concert your underpants just get away from you…as apparently does your understanding of “too much toilet paper”.

July 21, 2017. Maryland.