Fell Flat [guest contribution!]

Thanks, Dr. Jeff, for seeing the ballet.

Sometimes at the Jeffers Hill Community Center your Universal Thread™ Women’s Everly Faux Leather Round Toe Ballet Flat just gets away from you.

September 14, 2019. Maryland.

Keep it Brief [guest contribution!]

Thanks to Crazy Art Teacher® for briefing us on this situation.

Sometimes at Walmart your underwear just gets away from you.

August 12, 2017. West Freehold, New Jersey.