Thanks Math® and Crazy Art Teacher for this serving.
Sometimes while choosing a new bathroom rug at Marburn Curtains® your banana just gets away from you.
April 12, 2017. New Jersey.
5-second rule?
I Hate to Eat and Run
Sometimes in the sad, empty Sears® at the sad, empty mall, your sad, empty orange Fanta® cans and Chile Limón flavored Doritos® Dinamita® wrapper just get away from you.
March 15, 2017. Portland, Oregon.
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Went Down in Flames
Sometimes in the the sad, nearly-empty Sears® in the sad, nearly-empty mall, your serving size of Flamin’ Hot CHEETOS® gets away from you at the bottom of the down escalator and probably makes you sad.
March 15, 2017. Portland, Oregon.
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A Fungus Among Us
Sometimes on your way somewhere while carrying your meal your slice of mushroom just gets away from you and onto the floor of the elevator.
November 21, 2016. Maryland.
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Waffling About That Last Bite
Sometimes on a Friday morning at college your breakfast just gets away from you and onto the floor of the elevator.
February 24, 2017. Maryland.
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Sometimes Things Get Away from You 
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