March 18, 2020

Life IS Pain, Highness

Sometimes at the cheap hotel your cheap tiara just gets away from you.

December 24, 2019. Pennsylvania.

March 16, 2020

Glove in the Time of Coronavirus

Sometimes in the parking lot your prophylactic barriers intended to protect you and others from joining the global pandemic just get away from you.

March 15, 2020. Maryland.

March 15, 2020

Sometimes during The Covid-19 Apocalypse your self-control just gets away from you.

March 2020. Maryland.

Thanks, Laura Y, for not passing this rubber check and for being a real Magnum™ P.I.

Sometimes at the Natural Market your supply of Trojan™ Magnum™ BareSkin™ prophylactics just get away from you.

December 28, 2019. Maryland.

Thanks Math® (two in a row!) for always chasing rainbows. Don’t forget to Croc® out for lunch.

October 17, 2019. New Jersey.