The Knit End of the Stick [guest contribution!]

Thanks, Dr. Jeff, for witnessing this stick up.


Sometimes on the Longreach Walking Path your Wonder Nation® polar pink knit cap just gets away from you.

May 10, 2020. Maryland.

Now is Not The Time to Hoard Alcohol

Sometimes on Easter Sunday during a pandemic your coping mechanisms just get away from you.

April 12, 2020. Maryland.

Damn Yanks [guest contribution!]

Thanks, Mark L, for being on the lookout for breakaway factions who’ve lost their patriotism.


Sometimes on the Louisville Loop® in the middle of a pandemic your friendship-bracelet-yarn-tassel-thing gets torn away from you.

March 25, 2020. Kentucky.

Spring Brings Buds and Bloomers

Sometimes the underpants that started in a shrub, then made it to the ground, then got mixed in with dead leaves, then ended up in the drink, just get away from you again and end up back in the shrub near the waterfall.

March 21, 2020. Maryland.

Wet Your Pants

Sometimes the scanty panty that got away from you at the park gets away from the park and into the creek near the waterfall.

Original sighting: July 26, 2019, then July 31, 2019, then February 20, 2020

March 19, 2020. Maryland.