Sometimes your half and half just gets away from you and onto the desk and your pants and your handbag and your floor but not into your coffee cup.
May 11, 2017. Maryland.
All My Life
Sometimes when you move apartments the person you were and the person you are just get away from each other.
May 14, 2017. Maryland.
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Dry Humor
Sometimes in the concert venue parking lot your sign that says “dry” gets away from you and then gets rained on.
May 25, 2017. Maryland.
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Fruit of the ‘Room [guest contribution!]
Thanks Math® and Crazy Art Teacher for this serving.
Sometimes while choosing a new bathroom rug at Marburn Curtains® your banana just gets away from you.
April 12, 2017. New Jersey.
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Cereal Offender
Sometimes at college your Frosted Mini Wheats® get away from you and next to someone else’s car.
April 19, 2017. Maryland.
Sometimes Things Get Away from You 
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