Abandon Soap All Ye Who Enter [guest contribution!]

Thanks to Math® for always setting the bar high.


Sometimes at the bookstore a bar of soap gets away from you and onto a shelf where it doesn’t belong.

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June 29, 2017. New Jersey.

Fruit of the ‘Room [guest contribution!]

Thanks Math® and Crazy Art Teacher for this serving.


Sometimes while choosing a new bathroom rug at Marburn Curtains® your banana just gets away from you.

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April 12, 2017. New Jersey.

Went Down in Flames

Sometimes in the the sad, nearly-empty Sears® in the sad, nearly-empty mall, your serving size of Flamin’ Hot CHEETOS® gets away from you at the bottom of the down escalator and probably makes you sad.

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March 15, 2017. Portland, Oregon.

Livin’ on a Prayer [“Guest Blogger” Post]

Sometimes at church your Rainbow Dash Playskool My Little Pony® and pretzels® just get away from you.

Thanks, Fran at ControlledDescent for this gem.

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November 13, 2o16. Pennsylvania.

Reduce, Reuse, Recycle, or Throw it on the Ground

Sometimes at college your presentation tri-fold on Emotional Intelligence just gets away from you…in a way that suggests you don’t care who has to clean up your mess.

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Oct. 25, 2016. Maryland.