Wipe-collar Job [guest contribution!]

Sometimes in the restroom at a store “your dog’s collar” just gets away from you.

January 27, 2019. New Jersey.

Hit a Fowl Over the Fence

Sometimes at the park the vast majority of you just gets away from you.

January 8, 2019. Maryland.

Holiday Surprise

Sometimes at Aldi® your horror movie plot device just gets away from you.

September 13, 2018. Maryland.

Ok, so while this is from September, the title is “Holiday Surprise” because I’m posting it near Christmas and it looks like a Christmas gift bag and STOP JUDGING ME ALREADY.

Urine for a Big Surprise

Sometimes at the doctor’s office some kind of liquid you are responsible for just gets away from you.

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October 9, 2017. Maryland.

Shoe Me the Way [guest contribution!]

Thanks Crazy Art Teacher® for shoeing the next generation how it’s done.


Sometimes on the nature trail at camp your artfully decorated sneaker just gets away from you.

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May 5, 2018. Pennsylvania.