Thanks, Math®! Never change.
Sometimes you get so caught up in shopping for retro games your half-eaten cookie just gets away from you.
April 9, 2017. Somewhere in beautiful New Jersey.
shopping
Void this Transaction
Sometimes when you rely on cliché marketing language when trying to sell pillows shaped like a bowel movement your awareness of double entendre just gets away from you.
March 13, 2017. Maryland.
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Brushing Up On The Best Sellers List [“guest blogger” contribution!]
Thanks to Math® for knowing the mission (!) and for capturing this delightful gem.
Sometimes while checking out the journals and diaries at Barnes and Noble® your toothbrush just gets away from you.
March 26, 2017. Hackensack, NJ.
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I Hate to Eat and Run
Sometimes in the sad, empty Sears® at the sad, empty mall, your sad, empty orange Fanta® cans and Chile Limón flavored Doritos® Dinamita® wrapper just get away from you.
March 15, 2017. Portland, Oregon.
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Went Down in Flames
Sometimes in the the sad, nearly-empty Sears® in the sad, nearly-empty mall, your serving size of Flamin’ Hot CHEETOS® gets away from you at the bottom of the down escalator and probably makes you sad.
March 15, 2017. Portland, Oregon.
Sometimes Things Get Away from You 
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